Foreign Expressions

The following were winners in a New York Magazine contest in which
 contestants were to take a well-known expression in a foreign language,
 change a single letter, and provide a definition for the new expression.
  HARLEZ-VOUS FRANCAIS? -- Can you drive a French motorcycle?
  MAZEL TON -- tons of luck
  IDIOS AMIGOS -- We're wild and crazy guys!
  VENI, VIPI, VICI -- I came, I'm a very important person, I conquered.
  COGITO EGGO SUM -- I think; therefore I am a waffle.
  RIGOR MORRIS -- The cat is dead.
  RESPONDEZ S'IL VOUS PLAID -- Honk if you're Scottish.
  QUE SERA SERF -- Life is feudal.
  LE ROI EST MORT.  JIVE LE ROI -- The king is dead. No kidding.
  POSH MORTEM -- Death styles of the rich and famous
  PRO BOZO PUBLICO -- Support your local clown.
  FELIX NAVIDAD -- Our cat has a boat.
  HASTE CUISINE -- Fast French food
  VENI, VIDI, VICE -- I came, I saw, I partied.
  EX POST FUCTO -- Lost in the mail
  QUIP PRO QUO -- A fast retort
  APRES MOE LE DELUGE -- Larry and Curly got wet.
  ICH LIEBE RICH -- I'm really crazy about having dough.
  VISA LA FRANCE -- Don't leave your chateau without it.
  COGITO, ERGO SPUD -- I think, therefore I Yam

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