Bible Knowledge Test

		Some answers given by students who took
			  a Bible knowledge test

		From the Saturday Vancouver Sun:

1. The first book of the Bible is Guinessis in which Adam and Eve were 
created from an apple

2. Noah's wife was Joan of Ark

3. Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day and a ball of fire by night

4. Samson played the Philistines with the axe of the apostles

5. Unleavened bread is bread made with no ingredients

6. Moses went to the top of Mt. Cyanide to get the 10 Commandments

7. The seventh commandment is, "thou shalt not admit adultery"

8. Joshua led the Hebrews in the battle of Geritol

9. Solomon had 300 wives and 700 porcupines

10. Jesus was born because Mary had an immaculate contraption 

11. The people who followed Jesus were called the 12 decibels

12. The epistles were the wives of the apostles

13. One of the opossums was St. Matthew

14. Salome danced in 7 veils in front of King Harrod's

15. Paul preached acrimony, which is another name for marriage

16. David fought the Finkelsteins, a race of people who lived in Biblical
times

17. A Christian should have only one wife. This is called monotony

18. The Jews had trouble throughout their history with unsympathetic Genitals

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thanks to a fwd from Karen Reedstrom (fc@rust.net)